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twat-tart
Person 1: This poptart tastes awful. Where did you get it?
Person 2: Didn't you know?! I bake poptarts in my vagina.
Person 1: Does that make what I'm eating a twat-tart...?
Person 2: Didn't you know?! I bake poptarts in my vagina.
Person 1: Does that make what I'm eating a twat-tart...?
twat-tart by Jun-Jun the Spoon March 1, 2007
tarter twat
when your bitch doesn't wash her twat and a tarter sauce substance forms and you take a fish stick to that pussy and have a buffet.
tarter twat by Andres Martinez December 12, 2008
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