twat muffin 

1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.

1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.

twat muffin by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005

Twat muffin 

A person named Tosha Monique

Tosha is a big ole twat muffin!

Twat muffin by 584 346 June 20, 2019

twat muffin 

someone who's lame, like carol sabina Rodriguez bolaños

yo stop being such a twat muffin

twat muffin by banana🍌 June 6, 2016

Twat muffin 

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.

Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!

Twat muffin by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023

muffin twat 

a fat ugly girl from east hampton who is a slut

slutfattwat a muffin twat

muffin twat by eh12345 May 15, 2009

twatmuffin 

generally an American , someone who is beyond twattyness

Mitch is a twatmuffin , Beth is a Twatmuffin

twatmuffin by Tek March 29, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020