twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

by cripple July 30, 2004

twat

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

by Tumadre le gusta el pene July 9, 2009

twat

Someone who writes a very long definition on urban dictionary.

Damn, I only wanted to know what a cleveland steamer was, I didn't want a whole fucking essay. What a right twat!

by Jonjo O'Rizzle January 26, 2008

twat

in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."

guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"

guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."

bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."

by stuku April 29, 2009

twat

1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina

1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat

by Cherry Ladeh June 25, 2009

twat

a pussy;vagina

that bitch has one loose twat!

by hugh G. Rection September 2, 2003

twat

cootie cat, punanni, fish taco, the wound that never healed, the winking eye from god, the love box,

"Twat was that? I cunt understand you. Tits okay! I'll finger it out."

by nor cal crew September 6, 2003