1. A deregotary term
2. To hit someone
3. A vagina
1. I'm a right twat, me.
2. Twat the cunt!
3. Her twat is too hairy for my liking
by dave1705 August 20, 2006
1. A person that is a dumbass and does not have common sense.
2.Or a person that doesn't pay attention to the things and people around them.
She's such a twat, what is she doing!
by Pop Art! November 3, 2006
twat is also used in place of the word "what?" in come cases...
Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'
by ASSSSLEY January 7, 2005
1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
1. You have a very nice twat there!
2. Hey, twat, come here!
3. We have a twat running TWAT!!!
by UsualSuspectXXX October 16, 2007
someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"
bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.
by squishbix June 17, 2009
that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!
by inferno42684 July 17, 2009
female sexual organ or punch on nose
"im going to twat you round the head with a frying pan" or "let me lick your twat"
by paez March 13, 2003