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Tutankhamun

An elaboration of chinny - the stroking of an invisible beard to denote doubt or disbelief. This is extended to a single long stroke of an imaginary ceremonial Egyptian beard, the stroke coinciding with the final "moon" syllable of "Tutankhamun". Differing levels of disbelief are expressed by the length of beard and duration of the "moon".
"My dad only pretends to be a teacher, he actually smuggles flick-knives across Europe."
"Tutankhamun!" (or - "Tutankha-mooooooooon!" with visual flourish)
Tutankhamun by Wembley January 2, 2009
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Tutankhamun

Wrapping of the erect penis in fruit-by-the-foot fruit snack, "mummy style" to increase girth, add ribbing, and decrease male sensitivity.
I fucked her like a Pharaoh. I wrapped it up like Tutankhamun, and was able to fuck her all night.
Tutankhamun by lostactic July 14, 2010

Tutankhamun'd 

When your mate is hooking up with a chick next to you in the same bed and all you can do is lie still in a mummified state.
Can't believe he had sex next to me last night. I was completely Tutankhamun'd hoping it would end.
Tutankhamun'd by Discojoeyjoe March 11, 2021

The Reverse Tutankhamun 

A sex act, in which the receiver is wrapped in bandages with arms folded across their chest and is laying face down. When finished, shove the receiver into a sarcophagus while yelling "mummy".
I heard Chris doing the reverse tutankhamun on Tom last night, it sounded wild!

Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome 

A syndrome that results in half of a persons face being paralyzed causing a severely distorted voice
The voice associated with Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome uses many forms of "OHH" and is spoken out of the side of ones mouth
When in the state of Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome it is often also refered to as being Mummified
Mr. Schwab talks with an "OHH" he has Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome.

Tutankhamen 

Slang for powder cocaine. Derives from cocaine's status as the "pharaoh" of narcotics, and its use by the wealthy.
Wow, Yvesaint's mother won't approve of him snorting that line of Tutankhamen off that stripper's tatties.
Tutankhamen by BBV4LYFE February 10, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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