Tutankhamun'd
When your mate is hooking up with a chick next to you in the same bed and all you can do is lie still in a mummified state.
Tutankhamun'd by Discojoeyjoe March 11, 2021
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Tutankhamun
An elaboration of chinny - the stroking of an invisible beard to denote doubt or disbelief. This is extended to a single long stroke of an imaginary ceremonial Egyptian beard, the stroke coinciding with the final "moon" syllable of "Tutankhamun". Differing levels of disbelief are expressed by the length of beard and duration of the "moon".
"My dad only pretends to be a teacher, he actually smuggles flick-knives across Europe."
"Tutankhamun!" (or - "Tutankha-mooooooooon!" with visual flourish)
"Tutankhamun!" (or - "Tutankha-mooooooooon!" with visual flourish)
Tutankhamun by Wembley January 2, 2009
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The Reverse Tutankhamun
A sex act, in which the receiver is wrapped in bandages with arms folded across their chest and is laying face down. When finished, shove the receiver into a sarcophagus while yelling "mummy".
The Reverse Tutankhamun by bondagesecretsofthepharaohs February 24, 2019
Tutankhamun
Wrapping of the erect penis in fruit-by-the-foot fruit snack, "mummy style" to increase girth, add ribbing, and decrease male sensitivity.
Tutankhamun by lostactic July 14, 2010
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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