Tutankhamun'd 

When your mate is hooking up with a chick next to you in the same bed and all you can do is lie still in a mummified state.

Can't believe he had sex next to me last night. I was completely Tutankhamun'd hoping it would end.

Tutankhamun'd by Discojoeyjoe March 11, 2021

Tutankhamun

An elaboration of chinny - the stroking of an invisible beard to denote doubt or disbelief. This is extended to a single long stroke of an imaginary ceremonial Egyptian beard, the stroke coinciding with the final "moon" syllable of "Tutankhamun". Differing levels of disbelief are expressed by the length of beard and duration of the "moon".

"My dad only pretends to be a teacher, he actually smuggles flick-knives across Europe."
"Tutankhamun!" (or - "Tutankha-mooooooooon!" with visual flourish)

Tutankhamun by Wembley January 2, 2009

The Reverse Tutankhamun 

A sex act, in which the receiver is wrapped in bandages with arms folded across their chest and is laying face down. When finished, shove the receiver into a sarcophagus while yelling "mummy".

I heard Chris doing the reverse tutankhamun on Tom last night, it sounded wild!

The Reverse Tutankhamun by bondagesecretsofthepharaohs February 24, 2019

Tutankhamun

Wrapping of the erect penis in fruit-by-the-foot fruit snack, "mummy style" to increase girth, add ribbing, and decrease male sensitivity.

I fucked her like a Pharaoh. I wrapped it up like Tutankhamun, and was able to fuck her all night.

Tutankhamun by lostactic July 14, 2010