tuslaw

Where the children of the corn go to school. Also known as The Slaw.

I went to Tuslaw and can only survive in cornfields now.

by Smileback13 September 30, 2013

teslawesome

(adj)
1. Being amazingly great, so great it defies any justifiable description in any language.
2. See Nikola Tesla, the great inventor.

You're the best of the best, you're so teslawesome it hurts my life!

The 80s band Tesla is the absolute opposite of teslawesome, in that they are so horrible they defy justification in any language (all according to taste).

by binaisagnome September 20, 2008

tuskawilla middle school

The shittiest school in Florida. You get sent to the counselor for doing a facepalm and you’ll known as the “suicidal student” for the whole year. Also SO ghetto. People smoke paper, vapes, weed, literally anything. Also they piss down the drains and no staff ever gives a shit so the school is a whole godamn carnival. Not to mention the principal is built like a fucking target manikin-

someone: yea I’m ghetto asf and don’t give a shit about anything. also I’m so desperate for smoking I literally smoke toilet paper rolls.
you: Oh! You must be a tuskawilla student :)
someone: yea lol how did you know btw wanna go steal a exit sign?

someone: I piss down the drains, flip off the teachers, get pregnant at school, ditch class everyday, smoke literally anything mankind has made, and my principle is shitty.

you: that’s twms if I ever saw it.
yuh
tuskawilla middle school in one word is just shitty.

by sam cruz ur fav October 21, 2021

tussawan

a flower of the forest.

tussawan is a name

by amab3lle April 23, 2021