Turtle-Head 

When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".

"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".

Turtle-Head by GuyThatChaffesInYourPool July 28, 2014

turtle-head 

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.

"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"

turtle-head by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020

turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

turtle head by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

turtle head by Mike April 12, 2004

turtle head

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!

Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!

turtle head by Player Player March 19, 2003

Turtle Head

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.

OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.

Turtle Head by Jerry Shaffer June 15, 2004

Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.

Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!

Turtle Head by currybomb July 29, 2010