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[turtle waxer]

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
[turtle waxer] by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

water turtle 

Hmm, that's a happy water turtle!
water turtle by Chris Z February 20, 2005

water turtle 

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States
Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.
water turtle by Jaclyn February 8, 2005

turtle in the water 

1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.
Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"
turtle in the water by Young Musky November 17, 2013

turtlewaxer


(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker
turtlewaxer by Stylee September 26, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026