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[turtle waxer]

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
[turtle waxer] by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

water turtle 

water turtle by Chris Z February 20, 2005

water turtle 

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States
Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.
water turtle by Jaclyn February 8, 2005

turtle in the water 

1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.
Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"
turtle in the water by Young Musky November 17, 2013

turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker
turtlewaxer by Stylee September 26, 2003