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Totally

That is turtely awesome.

by godsbigwang August 1, 2014

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turd and a fart

I've been holding it so long, I hope I dont turt

by Jonmanuel February 10, 2010

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To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.

"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."

"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."

by JaySelway February 27, 2008

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a sound a butt makes therefore someone that is called that deserves to be considered a stupid ass.

"What a turt!"

by Your Mother's arse August 27, 2008

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Soupy, black feces excreted painfully after a night of heavy drinking. Harshly used to describe people who really deserve it... it may be worse than cunt!

My boss was such a turt she threatened to fire me! or All that Jager last night made me turt like crazy this morning.

by Turtie McTurterson June 10, 2008

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