hershlys are the most important person you will ever have in your life. if you ever have a hershly then call yourself lucky. hershlys have a perfect personality and they will make you smile & laugh. she will always be there for you when you need it
person 1: have you seen hershly today?? Shes amazing
person 2: im jealous.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).