Definitions by JaySelway

Turt 

To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.

"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."

"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."

Turt by JaySelway February 27, 2008