Manager A says "The xyz sales contest is not worth the paper it is written on." Not realizing the current CEO sitting in the room got promoted on that idea. "I can't believe I said that, I have corporate turrets."
by JS63 December 8, 2010
The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.
Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret
by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009
Stupid tactic which WordnewbieWord commanders at the mod WordNatural-SelectionWord use cuase it's so easy.
Alien - Omfg thats like 40 turrets at third hive!
Marine - Stop buildings turrets ffs your gonna crash the server!
Marine - Stop buildings turrets ffs your gonna crash the server!
by Nomble August 15, 2003
(Loud Scream from dying master cheif)
bob: that fucking fucker just shot the fuck out of me.
What hell did that fucking piece of shit come from.
jim: Dude she shot you with a plasma pistol. Quit with the Halo Turrets
bob: WTF!! NO Fucking way!
bob: that fucking fucker just shot the fuck out of me.
What hell did that fucking piece of shit come from.
jim: Dude she shot you with a plasma pistol. Quit with the Halo Turrets
bob: WTF!! NO Fucking way!
by Anime King99 May 14, 2008
That one noob on warhawk who spends his entire game inside a rocket turret because he sucks balls at anything else.
by tekkentool August 10, 2008
Callie along with having a horse face has the worst case of turret tits that i have ever seen! If someone tried to motorboat her she would poke their eyes out.
by snohoboarder February 17, 2012
(noun) When your white friend cant stop saying nigger around their black friend. ie your white friend trying to fit in
by cuckymcfucky January 19, 2018