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turkish breakfast 

the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.

doesn't contain eggs in assholes.
mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.

Turkish Breakfast 

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.
"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"

turkish breakfast 

n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole
Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast

Belarusian Turkish Breakfast 

A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.
I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026