turkey taint

A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.

Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!

by Epididymitis March 4, 2019

Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.

"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.

"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022