A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their
penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your
penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your
penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the
now sliced turkey with the
cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.