turkey man
turkey man by LLegs October 8, 2018
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Man Turkey
The hairstyle of a man with long hair, who wears a headband, and forces his hair to stick up on the top of his head.
Man Turkey by Skat8rB0y69 May 14, 2015
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Baron Von Turkeypants
Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.
Baron Von Turkeypants by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008
turkeymonkey
1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”
2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).
3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.
2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).
3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.
1. Yo, that chick was wack. She looked like a mutant TurkeyMonkey.
2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!
3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.
2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!
3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.
turkeymonkey by Ted Mann February 2, 2006
Turkeypants
Turkeypants by Brian P. January 10, 2006
Turkeyman
A sand nigger "faget" that looks like a turkey. He's known for raping the FUCK out of anything that moves. He also has a reputation of shitting on anything and everything he wants, especially open mouths. He consumes his own feces with delight, laughing hysterically while shit globs fall from his mouth.
Oh my god Turkeyman raped that vacuum cleaner!
Dude, did you see Turkeyman shit in that old lady's mouth? EUGH!
Dude, did you see Turkeyman shit in that old lady's mouth? EUGH!
Turkeyman by Matt Swartz July 16, 2008