turkey lurkey

Some fool who walks like he has a turkey drumstick up his ass.

"Why's that fuckface walking like that?" "Cause he's a goddamn turkey lurkey"

turkey lurkey by Dale Davids November 26, 2006

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Turkey Lurkey Time

A fun and extremely catchy song/dance number from "Promises Promises". The number, in the 1960's style, was a showstopper.

It's Turkey Lurkey Time, Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time, he's really home to stay, never more to roam.

Turkey Lurkey Time by Goolia95 November 16, 2010

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Turkey Lurkey Time

A crazy song/dance number from the musical "Promises Promises". It is extremely catchy and the dance is a lot of fun.

It's Turkey Lurkey Time. Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time. He's really home to stay, never more to roam.

Turkey Lurkey Time by Goolia22 November 18, 2010

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Lurkey Turkey

A Lurkey Turkey is a creature which lives all over the Southern Comfort Hemisphere, it is unique in that is is never sober and generally lurks around alleys, looking like a bit of a turkey (hence the word, its a derived term). The Lurkey Turkey is a one of a kind creature and features in several pop culture shows like "Turkey Lurkey Time" (due to legal reasons they couldn't write Lurkey Turkey but instead Turkey Lurkey). There is only one true Lurkey Turkey but there are some wanna-be Lurkey Turkey's but they are often just called drunks or vampires. As the Lurkey Turkey is unique, it therefore has magical powers like; surviving Thanksgiving, surviving multiple ninja attacks, and making every decision in the world ever, it is pretty much a God, it is also the founder of the Turnip Religion, under the pseudonym "Edgar Turnip" which has lead to the establishment of boxes in the metauniverse.

Jihm: "Praise to the Lurkey Turkey"
Suicidal Turnip passing by: "Thats not the Lurkey Turkey, its just a drunk lurking outside the Exchange waiting to beat someone up for chump change to start drinking again."
Jihm: "Damn... I wanted to eat it's pancreas..."

Lurkey Turkey by LurkeyTurkey (elitcheseturkey) September 15, 2009