turiko

A person that has a joke for anything and has a huge dick for sex boner

Hey let's try and have a turiko tonight In sex.

by micheal louis July 12, 2016

Turkophile

An abnormal fondness and attachment to anything of Turkish significance, cultural

He has become such a Turkophile!

by turk105 October 30, 2010

turdkopf

A more polite, less raw, and potentially child-friendly insult using a splash of German to disguise that you are calling someone a shithead.

Hey there turdkopf, you just came close to rear-ending my car!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

Turkophobic

Turkophobic is a person that hates anything that has to do with Turkey or Turkish people

Bro i hate everything that has to do with Turkey
-oh man you’re turkophobic

by RealLifeFacts4u January 8, 2022

Turion

The best reason to throw your Intel Core in the bin.

Kick-ass processors for notebooks/laptops, Turions are fast, energy efficient and reliable - and the dual-core X2 is even better.

There are two kinds of laptop CPUs - Turions, and those that aspire to be Turions.

by MrKapper July 11, 2006

Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu

Commonly mistaken for a good basketball player, Hedo Turkoglu is a 6"10, unathletic sloth who gets paid $10 000 000/year (US) by the Toronto Raptors to dribble around the top of the key, take contested 3 pointers early in the shot-clock, and clumsily drive the to basket while utilizing his 11 inch vertical to pass the ball to the perimeter.

Once considered a key piece to an Orlando team which made the 2009 NBA Finals, Hedo is better known as a %40.00 Field Goal shooter throughout his career, who has benefited from being surrounded with elite talents such as Tim Duncan and Dwight Howard in order to mask his many deficiencies as a player. Once securing a large contract with a Toronto Raptors team that was unable to disguise his weaknesses, Hedo was exposed for the lazy, selfish, sub-par athlete he truly is. This was exemplified in his decision to fake a stomach illness in a game the Toronto Raptors lost by 1 point in the 2009-2010 season, to go clubbing. Toronto ended up missing the playoffs by 1 game.

Jack Armstrong: "Hedo, please explain why, in an 82 game season, were you able to play 1, solid all-around basketball game....against the New York Knicks no less?"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu: "Ball"

Jay Triano: "Hedo, are you reviewing your tapes from the LA game"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu (on the couch, eating Pizza and drinking sprite like the lazy, selfish, lying sloth he is): "yes coach"

by porneggs May 5, 2010

turkoma

A special type of food coma that comes with eating too much turkey on thanksgiving.

"did someone slip that chick a roofie?" "nah she just has turkoma"

by vinceomac November 26, 2009