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turko
Northern Californian slang for a turkey sandwich which includes heart-stopping amounts of mayonnaise. Used as population control for Subway sandwhich eaters.
Paramedic: "Damn I hate Subway"
"Why?"
Paramedic: " I have had to go there 5 times in the last month to pick up the bodies of turko eaters."
"Why?"
Paramedic: " I have had to go there 5 times in the last month to pick up the bodies of turko eaters."
turko by Clive Owens July 9, 2009
Related Words
turko • Turkophile • Turkocet • Turkolemia • turkolepsy • turkoma • Turkophobic • [turkopolus] • turkovic • Turkovich
turko
turko by HOOTHOOTHOOTHOOT December 16, 2019
El Turko
An alias given to someone who is of Greek descent. The meaning of the term is “the turk” in Spanish, and since the Greeks and Turks hate each other, it only seems appropriate.
El Turko, why are you so bad in beer pong?
I’m the best, the Greeks invented this game, the Turks are the ones that suck.
You don’t know the irony in that statement.
I’m the best, the Greeks invented this game, the Turks are the ones that suck.
You don’t know the irony in that statement.
El Turko by la playa es bonita August 31, 2013
turbobloke
John Kaczynski like, right wing , pompous, climate change bore.
Turbobloke wrote near to one hundred thousand lies over twenty years on a car forum but nobody actually cared.
Turbobloke wrote near to one hundred thousand lies over twenty years on a car forum but nobody actually cared.
turbobloke by dokic November 7, 2019
Turbo Wrecked
Turbo Wrecked by CZea April 29, 2020
turbo encabulator
An instrument that allows transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.
Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.
The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.
The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.
Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.
The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.
The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.
1: "Hey bro, check out that turbo encabulator"
2: "Whoa, check out that prefabulated Amulite on it!"
2: "Whoa, check out that prefabulated Amulite on it!"
turbo encabulator by fizzixxxx December 3, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.