turdnugget 

A small piece of poop no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. Usually comes after the main turd of the session and is also referred to as "the straggler".

Man, I just had like 5 turdnuggets come out. That is a new record I think.

turdnugget by KurtMaGurt February 13, 2010

Turdcutter

The often overlooked and ignored aspect of a womans body. Located a mere few inches from her most pleasurable of sexual entrances. Small in size and when properly treated, can bring her and her man ultimate pleasure. Its aroma is amazing and its taste, tangy and zesty. The only place a man can get an ass tortilla or be a bung tonguer. Ones penis can find much pleasure and entertainment there when properly approaching your lady for some fine cornhole action or even just to be a Bum Sniffer. Its form fitting shape is snug against the erect penis and can cause extreme and copius orgasms. A Rectum Rooter sweet spot.

Dave: Hey Frank, why the hell is Steve in such a good mood today.
Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.
Dave: So.
Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.
Dave: Now I understand.

Turdcutter by The King Cornholer April 19, 2008

Turdnugget 

A person that is smaller than you and really annoying. They usually get pissed when you slightly offend them or over something stupid. This can also be a person that doesn't care about what you're saying because they're waiting for you to stop talking so they can say something.

That midget Todd just got pissed cause I deleted his Fortnite account. What a turdnugget.

Turdnugget by memecp June 5, 2020

turdnuts 

1. Visible particles of food present in feces (peanuts, carrots, etc).

2. An acquiantance who constantly brags.

3. State of a ballsack post-anal insertion, typically achieved during intercourse with major league skanks.

1. "Dude come peep these turdnuts before I flush them down to our water supply!"

2. "So um guess who just got a job wearing suits all day?" "You, turdnuts?"

3. "Wow that bitch's asshole was so loose I had no problem making turdnuts!"

turdnuts by twix715 December 29, 2010

tudnut 

A tudnut is a small turd that is in the shape of a ball. It is about the size of a nut and usually many come out at the same time.

Ow man, I went to the bathroom and crapped out a tudnut.

tudnut by Ivan February 10, 2005

turdcutter

Course word for a woman's booty.
Don't use this term for a man's ass or you'll get stomped.

"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."

turdcutter by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

turdbutter 

The way steatorrhea usually manifests.

Amy has pancreatitis. She suffers from excess steatorrhea. Lab tests came positive for turdbutter.

turdbutter by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021