1 definition by mj68668

1. A friend who goes days without showering.
2. A friend who jerks off in your dirty laundry.
3. A hamburger made from turds.
4. Also see: Dan Taberski.
"Taberski is such a Turdburger."
"If you weren't such a Turdburger, you would be good at Mario Kart."
by mj68668 September 26, 2020
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