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turd laces
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A very thin in diameter, unsatisfying dumpski.
Usually
preceded and
followed
by
multiple
farts.
Dude, I
sat down
to
drop a deuce
, but all I got were turd
laces
.
by
Big Daddy Steve
August 15, 2007
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