turd fucker

a term of slight annoyance with someone you like enough to call turd
Oi turd fucker, dont fart in my face!
by Rachel and Chris October 11, 2006
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Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 04, 2009
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