turd fucker

a term of slight annoyance with someone you like enough to call turd

Oi turd fucker, dont fart in my face!

by Rachel and Chris October 11, 2006

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009