Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
by Grant_man February 12, 2009
when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!
by hytham_hammer July 8, 2005
Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.
Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.
by Scrodom January 22, 2011
Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.
by bepis with no b March 6, 2018
Means bastard. Used when the word "Bastard" can not be used. What kind of fish? A Bass: Bass-turd = Bastard
by Luci Budd March 6, 2006