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clean the tuna bowl 

To douche (like they talk about in all the summer's eve commercials)
Mary Jane thought she might get some from Bubba Ray tonight, so she went inside to clean the tuna bowl before her date.

fierce tuna bowl 

variant of tuna bowl. Fierce tuna bowls occur when you got one of those athletic chicks (the feminist type that don't shave or at least trim) and they decide to go do some physically demanding activity, like playing soccer or running a marathon. During the activity they drink lots of FIERCE GATORADE(TM) and sweat like fat guys at 10PM when the AYCE buffet is closing. Afterwards, they neglect to wash themselves or their undies, and in fact, leave them on.
A: "So how did he die?"
B: "Well, you know that damn girlfriend of his--always running marathons and all sorts of that bullshit--plus he's a little bitch. Anyway, he went down on her after one of her "training sessions" and next thing you know... Doctors are calling it death by asphyxia, but his family is trying to press charges."
A: "On what grounds?"
B: "Well, they want to get FIERCE TUNA BOWLS added to hate crime laws."
A: "Ohhhhh..."
fierce tuna bowl by M January 31, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016