don't tug on superman's cape

Attempting to do something that can't be successfully done; a pointless act

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't piss in the wind.

don't tug on superman's cape by Ash Kadamatez April 6, 2017

Gentleman's Tug 

A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"

James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.

Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?

James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.

Gentleman's Tug by Robolunius Maximus January 28, 2014

Teddy Tug-Spin

Masturbating while spinning. Typically for it to be considered a Tug-Spin, one must tug 5-8 times per 90 degree spin.

DAMN YO! Squale' caught Tommy teddy Tug-Spinnin' at the crack shack!

Teddy Tug-Spin by TeenChallengeVermont September 19, 2016

Tug Skin 

Male or Female Masturbation.

Let’s go braaaaahhhh. Gonna be late. Hold up yo. Gotta tug skin.

My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.

My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.

Tug Skin by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020

Tug Sezen 

The name of the coolest science teacher in the world. Tugrul Mement Sezen, aka Tug Sezen, aka Mr. Sezen.

"That kind of a thing," said Mr. Sezen as he pointed at his computer. He had over 290 emails saved.

Tug Sezen by A Student April 20, 2005

Tug Shot 

A selfie taken while masturbating.

His Tinder profile was a tug shot. mug shot

Tug Shot by Duncan Wood January 26, 2018

Tug Slug 

A man that takes to long masturbating in the shower.

Im going to shower first, cause that Tug Slug takes forever.

Tug Slug by Dr. DS Dong February 22, 2024