tucklehead
1. An imbecile that thinks they know shit about stuff but they really don't know shite.
2. A bumbling unctuousberry
2. A bumbling unctuousberry
tucklehead by tuckleboi May 26, 2017
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turtlehead
A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.
Guy 1: "I really need to take a shit."
Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"
Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."
Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."
Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"
Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."
Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."
turtlehead by Big B72 October 9, 2008
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turtlehead sneak
A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
turtlehead sneak by Ulmelqlo April 30, 2008
fucklehead
Lit., "fucking knucklehead" Usually reserved for someone who stubbornly adheres to false principles or consistently acts irresponsibly; generally, an idiot.
fucklehead by Darhug April 9, 2009
Turtlehead
Turtlehead by itSirBoi April 22, 2017
turtlehead sneak
A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
turtlehead sneak by ulmelqlo July 27, 2008
Turtlehead
A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".
Turtlehead by Si Todd March 4, 2004
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