1. An imbecile that thinks they know shit about stuff but they really don't know shite.
2. A bumbling unctuousberry
2. A bumbling unctuousberry
by tuckleboi May 26, 2017
Get the tucklehead mug.A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.
Guy 1: "I really need to take a shit."
Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"
Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."
Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."
Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"
Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."
Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."
by Big B72 October 9, 2008
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A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
by Ulmelqlo April 30, 2008
Get the turtlehead sneak mug.Lit., "fucking knucklehead" Usually reserved for someone who stubbornly adheres to false principles or consistently acts irresponsibly; generally, an idiot.
by Darhug April 9, 2009
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by itSirBoi April 22, 2017
Get the Turtlehead mug.A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
by ulmelqlo July 27, 2008
Get the turtlehead sneak mug.A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".
by Si Todd March 4, 2004
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