tubring

what DUMB ASS people call "tub ring"

"ThE Boyz in tubring are sooo fine!!11 i wana do'z them all!! tubring, please come play in my hometown!!"

by bob the fucking gob October 11, 2004

tubring

Some some 15 year old band noone has ever herd of with a stupid name, spelled wrong to piss off some little girl who goes by the name bob even if thats not her name.

Gee the singer of tubring is short

by CPF March 3, 2005

Tubing In Aruba

An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.

When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.

by Je parle français January 31, 2019

Tubbing

The act of taking a laptop into the bath with you and massaging your meat.

A: Hey man sorry I didn't get your call, i was Tubbing for like 2 hours last night!

B: Really? I need to try that sometime...

by Kaninsnase69 November 17, 2014

Alan Turing

Back in WW2 Alan Turing was the man who broke enigma, which are encrypted codes designed by Germany. Breaking enigma aided the allies drastically enabling them to win the war as well as end it much earlier saving about 14 million lives. Sadly he had allegations filed against him for homosexuality, resulting in chemical castration performed on him finally leading to his suicide in 1954 June 7. Aside from that, he helped the development of computers and other technologies. But most notably Alan Turing is the sole reason we do not live in an authoritarian society ruled by nazis today. Unfortunately most Americans & British people do not give a shit about his contributions since he was homosexual and so Alan Turing is not commemorated much

Person A: damn I just found out about Alan Turing, he helped shape our society so much!
Person B: well he was homosexual so...
Person A:... he saved your life

by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

Lord Tubbington

The magical and totally unicorn cat of Brittany S. Pierce on Glee. Lord Tubbington only eats people food, nougat and glitter so he can poop candy bars, and at night (when he's not reading Brittany's diary) he sneaks off to smoke and get Arby's.

Brittany: Lord Tubbington got out and I found him at Arby's, how did you get into my room?
Rory the Leprechaun: Santana has just one wish - she wants you to quit Glee Club.
Brittany: Great - why couldn't she have just wished for Lord Tubbington to stop smoking?

by wprincessluv December 27, 2011

wine tubing

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.

Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"

by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012