n: any semblance of a tub characterized in it's use by scantily clad or naked, drunken, promiscuous SU-LUTS that is filled with hot aerated water and often equipped with a thermostat and whirlpool: designed for physical therapy but more often used for groping, heavy petting, or if you're lucky, banging away.
—Related forms
slut-tubber, noun
slut-tubbing, noun
"Man, we gotta buy some Shock treatment for the slut tub. Scotty was in there all night long getting it on with the PortlandBeaver!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'