a Pussy yellow canoe is when 58 chinese men kidnap an 8 year old girl and take turns shoving bricks up her asshole and then throwing her in a river. During this the chinese men pray to satan and have anal sex.
I was walking in China by a secluded river when i heard shouts and moaning of a child and horny chinese men. I went to investigate as I witnessed Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe. The number of newborn baby penis' i saw that day will scar me forever. Also watching the girl being killed by way of brick in the ass will bug me for a bit.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).