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trying my patience 

1) Used when a specific person is so ignorant and hard-headed to your side of the story to the point that you can't stand it anymore. You have been patient and you have been trying to explain to them that what happened is something trivial, but they still don't get it after all this time. In other words, you get pissed off at the fact that they can't let go of stupid shit.

2) Someone that has been bugging you so much that you just want to kick their ass.
First definition is self-explanatory.

Second definition:

*at school*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hey.
Dave: What are you doing?
Jeff: Studying for my History test.
Dave: You wanna play baseball with me and my friends?
Jeff: Sorry, I have a whole lot of work to do.

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hi again...
Dave: What are you doing now?
Jeff: Still studying for my History test!
Dave: We're having another game of baseball. What to come?
Jeff: I still got a shitload of work to do!
Dave: Oh okay. See ya!

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey there Jeff!
Jeff: *gets really annoyed* Yo....What is it now?
Dave: I was just checking to see what you're doing.
Jeff: If you haven't noticed already, I'm still studying for my classes.
Dave: Do you want to play another game of-
Jeff: You're trying my patience right now, Dave! I really need to pass my classes, and you bugging me isn't helping!
trying my patience by Miu-Miu-Miu December 30, 2009
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026