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trumpcrumpets 

Little brown, spongy shit-cakes, glorious food of the Washington DC gods.
As it was in Jonestown, so too are most Republican senators readily consuming their newly favored trumpcrumpets.
trumpcrumpets by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018
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Trump Strumpet 

N.) Trump Strumpet

1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.

A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.

2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.

3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.
Jesus Christ Karen stop being such a "Trump strumpet." You're 63, not even in his age range. You want to make America great again? Put your goddamn titty away.
Trump Strumpet by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019