trump-et

henceforth, trump-et will refer to the army of women trump has employed/manipulated to speak on his behalf, defending his egregious crimes and comments against women.

i saw a trump-et at the mall today, wearing trump gear head to toe.

trump-et by sweetcheeseball October 12, 2016

Trump-et

A girl having a very bad hair such as having Donald Trump's hair due

Did you see that Trump-et in the hallway, MANNNN thats some bad hair.

Trump-et by MYTHICAL-TIDE October 24, 2017

trump-eting 

Dumb things Trump or Trump-supporters would say.

Talking out of your ass but saying it like you know it.

"No one buys dram anymore, everyone wants cloud based memory. people looking to download more RAM nowadays, no one buys chips now" -Trumpet trump-eting/speculating about semi conductor industry.

trump-eting by Krack September 1, 2018

Trump-eting 

Any act in which donald trumps trumpet touches a females mouth

I'm suprised Donald Trump was elected considering the video that was leaked of him Trump-eting in the lady's mouth!

Trump-eting by Farquhar May 24, 2017

Trump-eting 

Narcissistic bragging, either at a rally, press conference, or by Twitter, about how tremendous you are, how you’ve done the “best ever”, or even had the “biggest crowds”. Normally the Trump-eter is very tan, almost orange, with seemingly the worst fake hairdo ever seen

On the news last night, all I could hear was this one dude Trump-eting to no end! He seems like a big idiot

Trump-eting by pickleduck88 March 31, 2020

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015