A term the minimum wage earning, sun evading left wingcarnival freaks use as a coping mechanism.
Green haired liberal beta male in 2016: Trump Lost. He colluded with muh Russia to rig the election.
Also green haired liberal beta male in 2018: Stacy Klump only lost the Georgia gubernatorial election cuz Republicans stole the election by manipulating the voters rolls.
Also green haired liberal beta male in 2020: Trump lost. Elections can't be rigged or stolen. Threat against muh democracy. 80+ million literally voted for the man who thinks he served in the senate for 180 years! Deal with it. Now excuse me while I go use the women's restroom...
Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.
Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!
Throwaway comment on the internet, usually on sensitive topics that the poster has not invested the necessary time, resources, or even just consideration in actually understanding.
Combines Trump, Post, and Compost.
"Why did he post that on Twitter? It's offensive to Mexicans and it makes him look like an idiot."
"Did you read it?"
"Yeah, I read it."
"Then the Trumpost did it's job. "
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*