Trowser Snake 

Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.

"Is she pregnant?" " No a trowser snake bit her..."

Trowser Snake by CanadianLaughter May 14, 2010

trowser snake 

A visible (and quite lengthy) bulge in the trousers, commonly found in aroused men.

Did you see Dick over in that chair? He's got quite a trowser snake going about him.

trowser snake by kylexxkatastrophy August 23, 2007

trowser snake 

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.

hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.

trowser snake by margie mario January 17, 2008

trouser snake 

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!

trouser snake by Dub P August 26, 2005

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

milking the trouser snake by keifermail July 12, 2009

One-Eyed Trouser Snake 

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake

"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"

One-Eyed Trouser Snake by Sekkai December 13, 2003

Trouser Snake 

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

Trouser Snake by Unknown_User1 April 4, 2010