Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)
It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.
It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.
Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.
It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.
Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
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Get the trowser snake mug.An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.
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I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
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