An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a
day to display his
unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.
Who is
West Bridgford's finest athlete?
That'll be
Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.
Where did he get his
walk from?
I believe he got it from a corner shop.