An unelected pen pusher who works for district
government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They
will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local
government out of assets.
Jen: Hey
Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've
just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds
good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you