Zaret's Trick is a philosophical adage or maxim coined by Tony Zaret that provides an alternative definition of satire: "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."
Person A: "Hey, Person B, what is satire?"
Person B (who is enlightened by Zaret's Trick): "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."
Person B (who is enlightened by Zaret's Trick): "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."
by Casual DeJekyll September 26, 2023
Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
Unlike the hat trick in hockey, the Scab Trick is when you have a scab on the head of your dick and your girlfriend is skilled enough to liberate the scab at the exact same time you cum.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.
by deadmemecity September 9, 2020
A man who is addicted to paying for pussy. So, addicted, he'll put it above everything and everyone else even his family or girlfriend. He lies, manipulates, and acts like a little bitch. He will spend his last dime to fuck a dump truck hooker with diseases but refuses to get help. Most likely still lives with his parents and has never grown up or done anything man like. Wants to be a bitch forever. Pathetic and selfish. Neve takes accountability and blames everything on others like a real bitch. Gets angry when he has to answer for his bitch like behavior and has no remorse or respect. Abused everyone around him. Can't have any real relationship cause he lies and manipulates everyone and has zero ability to be honest, loyal, and not a bitch. Embarrassment has no effect on him. He has no shame in being obsessed with fucking prostitutes and zero desire to stop . Will probably die from disease alone in his parents garage. Has no honor or integrity and provides no positive example of what a man should be for his kids. Throws tantrums like a toddler and justifies everything. Has no regard for others and will abuse people who love him till they are broken with depression and then he'll leave them and go on being a pathetic lying trick but claims to be the victim. Will never offer any kind of amends or remorse and sleeps like a baby after destroying other people.
by GlowUpglam September 17, 2023
Throwing your stuff in a bush to come back and get it later, like a less time-consuming treasure map.
by Slim_smiple January 28, 2023
Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023