A person who finds literary gratification and arousal from all forms of reading; including, but not limited to: actual books, e readers, audio, etc.
Gemma was noticeably flushed while reading Gone With The Wind out loud in class. It became clear to her professor she was a tribooksexual and was becoming increasingly stimulated by the romantic story.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.