Trashification 

it is a state wherein a fangirl/fanboy fully commits her/his life to another person (more on celebrities and famous personalities)

we're in a whole new level of trashification

Trashification by tronnorfranta March 25, 2016

Trashification 

The process by which all the shiny new things we buy eventually become irrelevant, outdated, worn out, busted, or unloved and are thrown away or sold to continue their route to the garbage pile in someone else's house. First used in this definition by Jerry Seinfeld on The Tonight Show, December 23, 2014. See also Crappify.

"All things on earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage. Objects start at the highest order visible in a living area. From there it goes to a closet, cupboard or drawer. From the closet it goes to the garage, one of the longest phases in trashification."

Trashification by One-eyed Jack December 24, 2014

trashification 

it is a state wherein a fangirl/fanboy fully commits her/his life to another person (more on celebrities and famous personalities)

'we're in a whole new level of trashification

trashification by tronnorfranta March 25, 2016

trophification 

To make someone into a trophy for yourself, usually accomplished by buying them in the context of a marriage.

The Buffoon in Chief clearly engages in and excels in serial trophification.

trophification by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2020

tranification 

The art of turning people into transvestites, akin to the zombification process.

I performed a tranification the other day, he turned out to be quite a transvestite!

tranification by Baron Boffin March 24, 2009

Truthification 

1. n. The act of changing a false statement into a true statement through the use of outside sources.

My lie has been justified by means of truthification.

Truthification by Aaron M Sinwell November 19, 2007

tassification 

noun: to tassify an item.

"I tassfully tried to open the L.I.D. and stuck my finger in the jar, and pulled out a plum." clearly, this is an act of tassification.

tassification by archdaler December 30, 2012