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Trashification 

it is a state wherein a fangirl/fanboy fully commits her/his life to another person (more on celebrities and famous personalities)
we're in a whole new level of trashification
Trashification by tronnorfranta March 25, 2016
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Trashification 

The process by which all the shiny new things we buy eventually become irrelevant, outdated, worn out, busted, or unloved and are thrown away or sold to continue their route to the garbage pile in someone else's house. First used in this definition by Jerry Seinfeld on The Tonight Show, December 23, 2014. See also Crappify.
"All things on earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage. Objects start at the highest order visible in a living area. From there it goes to a closet, cupboard or drawer. From the closet it goes to the garage, one of the longest phases in trashification."
Trashification by One-eyed Jack December 24, 2014

trashification 

it is a state wherein a fangirl/fanboy fully commits her/his life to another person (more on celebrities and famous personalities)
'we're in a whole new level of trashification
trashification by tronnorfranta March 25, 2016

trophification 

To make someone into a trophy for yourself, usually accomplished by buying them in the context of a marriage.
The Buffoon in Chief clearly engages in and excels in serial trophification.

tranification 

The art of turning people into transvestites, akin to the zombification process.
I performed a tranification the other day, he turned out to be quite a transvestite!
tranification by Baron Boffin March 24, 2009

Truthification 

1. n. The act of changing a false statement into a true statement through the use of outside sources.
My lie has been justified by means of truthification.
Truthification by Aaron M Sinwell November 19, 2007

tassification 

noun: to tassify an item.
"I tassfully tried to open the L.I.D. and stuck my finger in the jar, and pulled out a plum." clearly, this is an act of tassification.
tassification by archdaler December 30, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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