1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.

2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."

"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 14, 2007
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When a dude cums into two girls' b-holes then sucks it out only to spit it into one of those skank's mouth. Skank #1 then spits it into skank #2's mouth who then spits it back in the dudes mouth. Then the dude spits it back into their b-holes.
Skank 1: OMG that sexy South American dude just gave me an Ecuadorian Transport!

Skank 2: Wow I wish my lame boyfriend could give me an Ecuadorian Transport. Now I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!
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a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2011
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a server run by the finest of FiveM RolePlayers to join ping @glitchdetector#0621
by Gtaivmostwanted February 27, 2022
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Nickname for the co. that runs Dublin's Luas Tram, Veolia Transport.
I'm getting out of this Viagra Transport gig asap, the pay is shat.
by Obscurity202 March 1, 2009
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a small animal walking on 4 legs (looks pretty similar to a spider)
transporter animalcules are essentiall for shifting panama-island planets
3 transporter animalcules lived in a 3room-blackhole
by A_CH_R April 26, 2003
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