Makayla's Skank Ass OMG 

Makayla is this girl who thinks she's liek OMG SO HOT but she's really ugly and trashy and skanky for real she like looks like that weird girl from THE DESCENDENTS with the mole thing EEEEWWW!!! She's liek all over my bae HE'S MY BAE MAKAYLA U FUCKING SKANK ASS WHORE I KNOW YOUR READING THIS BITCH TODD IS MINE U NO GIVE HIM GENITAL WARTS!

I'd shave my vagina but i don't want to be like makayla's skank ass OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makayla's Skank Ass OMG by HornedOctolope March 17, 2016

skank ass ho's

Females who may be decent looking in the face and body but are very sluttish and nasty looking and usually look and/or dress very stank.

I don't want none of them skank ass ho's. I want some dime brizzles.

skank ass ho's by bligadon August 6, 2006

Skank on 26's 

A huge skank that is like such a skank thats she(or he in a very rare occasion)that they are so overblown by thier skankeyness that they spontaniously cumbust.

-She's a Skank on 26's

-O WTF SHE EXPLODED!
-what a skank on 26's

Skank on 26's by Fo Fo Clay Woh June 23, 2008

Shank's Law 

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

skank scale

The level of skankiness of a trashy, slutty chick. Some are big skanks, while other's are just a little.

Joe: "I like my women a little skanky"
Lee: "What's up with that? man?"
Joe: "No, not big skanky, just a little skanky. There's a big difference. Know your skank scale"
Lee: "All right"

skank scale by Treday2k October 31, 2011

skank swagger 

the inappropriate behavior when an intoxicated individual tries to "pick up" and/or be noticed by someone after the bar is closed; a flirty wobbly manner; drunken ease and charm

She followed Donny to the corner and seduced him with her skank swagger.

He approached her, beer in hand, and was turned away because of excessive skank swagger.

"I guess I'll slap on some skank swagger tonight"

skank swagger by crash_n_breed June 21, 2013

skank stamp

a tattoo that is on the lower back of a female. It is usually something big and tacky like a butterfly, a tribal sign, a chinese symbol or their name.

When Professor Smith bent over, I saw her skank stamp!

skank stamp by Kitchy December 28, 2005