Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.

"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*

Toxic Ass Parents by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023

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Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders

Claiming someone was leaking cars without proof it was them. Bully's others for their work and shit talks everyone who isn't a pro 3d modeler. Harasses others with no punishment.

Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders: literally dont asociate yourself with modder 1 modder 2 and whatever the third fucks name is, modder 2 leaks stuff, and modder 1 and the other guy are just plain retards

Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders by TU Hater January 5, 2020

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toxic assets

Paper purchases made by banks that turn out to have little or no real value.

AIG bank failed because they had 50 billion dollars worth of toxic assets

toxic assets by f0rTyLeGz January 17, 2009

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toxic asshole

The aftermath of alcohol enemas.

Jordan: "will are you ok?"

will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."

toxic asshole by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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