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Townie (scum)

a person who is a loser and as nothin better to do than hang round their town felling "hard" smoking butts they have found on the floor. if you look at them you will recieve a "wan a fight or sumin" should not exist, waste of space
cheap tracksuit ususally from turkey or sumwere abroad obviously fake. no hopers will be tramps when older
by townie hater October 21, 2003
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townie shit eating scum

A person or persons that generally, SUCK, idiots that think they're gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and 'beat people up', and they're generally as weak as shit!!
"hey look, some townie shit eating scum"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"
by Charlie February 20, 2004
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Townie (scum)

The townie is fabulous. Wait, before you click off, let me explain...
The townie allows us to experience first hand what pre-historic man was like, the overhung brow, the tribes, the never-ending reproducing... fascinating stuff! They spend their days preying on so called 'weaker' species such as goths and moshers (i say weaker because we don't feel the need to hang out in groups of 100 just to feel safe), and when they tire of the chase (which isn't very long seeing how much they smoke) the scavenger instinct comes through, and the townie will steal money or food of another prey, ie OAPS and 5 year olds. Naturally this will be done in the large group, as the townie will not attack on it's own. Science tells us that this is how the pre-historical neanderthals behaved, now we have the unique opportunity to study them first hand. Hooray for townies!!
Townie 1: 'ey mate, wossat shit y'go'?
Townie 2: Nickt i' offa kid bruv.
Townie 1: Mate, you're wel' 'ard innit!
Goth walks by.
Townie 1: Oi mate, look a' that goff, he's wel' ashin' for it inne?
Townie 2: Yeah bruv, les go beat 'im up innit!
Townie 1: Na mate, wait til the crew get 'ere, 'ee mite curse us or summat.
by Altu mequera orcu March 25, 2005
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Townie (SK)

A person or individual who usually resides around or lingers in a town or city centre. Parasite of malls, these people can often be seen with long flowing fringes obscuring the eyes, band t-shirts, and skinny jeans. Often the individual is completely unaware that they fulfill the definition of a Townie. They will deny it in their ignorance. The brackets "(SK)" indicate another popular name for a townie, a Scene Kid.

The term "Townie", can be applied in many ways. Possibly a direct statement, nickname or words describing the individual.
For example: Hey Townie!, Harry "Townie" Colovic, That guy is such a townie. etc.

The word Townie is also interchangeable with Scene Kid (hence Townie (SK)).
by HC99 May 12, 2011
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townie season

That special time of year when college kids, crackheads, and high school dropouts alike ban together to celebrate their degeneracy. Includes all loose behavior, such as throwing up in the bar, peeing in the middle of the street, stealing traffic cones, and any other loose behavior.
Friend one; "Jim is really taking part in townie season this year"

Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."
by sg1234 October 15, 2018
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townie, goth, skater etc

social groups in british society. why does it take until we are 18 to realise that we dont have to be part of these groups to have friends and be cool. i have to confess townies are the worst thouhg because they are just socialy retarded.
what can i do for this?
by hello January 7, 2005
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Tit-Slogan Townie

A loose chick usually found at bars, wears small shirt with words printed right over the overtly large breasts. Generally drunk and easy, but prone to the phrase "what are you staring at?"
1) "hey check out that tit-slogan townie over in the corner, she'll definitely put out."

2) "Do you see that tit-slogan townie? she's such a tramp, walking gonnoreah anyone?"
by i0.antichrist October 17, 2006
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