town pump
a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)
town pump by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2010
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town pump
The town pump is the woman in a given neighborhood who is willing to let any man fuck her at anytime. She is often married and doesnt care what the man looks like, or his age, she will let him use her slutty body.
Kathy is our neighborhood's town pump. She lets an average of 20 to 30 men fuck her every month. Sometimes 2 or 3 men line up at her door waiting their turn to fill her slutty body with cum. She just answers her door wearing sexy mini skirts or even naked and lets them do whatever they want. Her kids are used to hearing Kathy begging to be fucked harder from her bedroom. Sometimes they even see her bent over in the living room letting one of the neighbors use one of her dirty fuckholes.
Related Words
town pump • P-Town Pump • pump town • town • town bicycle • Town Bike • Town of Salem • town and country • Town Car • town drunk
Town Pump
When there is only one well in a town, EVERYONE in town has to go to the same pump to get water. Just like everyone in town goes to pump your Mom.
Town Pump by Oh Snap!!!!!!!! July 19, 2006
town pump
(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.
P-Town Pump
a hand dance; where you pump where arms and shake your hands. this can only be done in the real p-town; plantation fl, where the grass is always greener.
P-Town Pump by Kaylee. November 28, 2005
pump town
pump town by Mr. Big Dick Jr. January 26, 2006
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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