a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)
by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2010
The town pump is the woman in a given neighborhood who is willing to let any man fuck her at anytime. She is often married and doesnt care what the man looks like, or his age, she will let him use her slutty body.
Kathy is our neighborhood's town pump. She lets an average of 20 to 30 men fuck her every month. Sometimes 2 or 3 men line up at her door waiting their turn to fill her slutty body with cum. She just answers her door wearing sexy mini skirts or even naked and lets them do whatever they want. Her kids are used to hearing Kathy begging to be fucked harder from her bedroom. Sometimes they even see her bent over in the living room letting one of the neighbors use one of her dirty fuckholes.
by btld January 31, 2008
(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.
by somegoof January 19, 2005
When there is only one well in a town, EVERYONE in town has to go to the same pump to get water. Just like everyone in town goes to pump your Mom.
by Oh Snap!!!!!!!! July 19, 2006
a hand dance; where you pump where arms and shake your hands. this can only be done in the real p-town; plantation fl, where the grass is always greener.
by Kaylee. November 27, 2005
by Mr. Big Dick Jr. January 26, 2006