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town pump 

The town pump is the woman in a given neighborhood who is willing to let any man fuck her at anytime. She is often married and doesnt care what the man looks like, or his age, she will let him use her slutty body.
Kathy is our neighborhood's town pump. She lets an average of 20 to 30 men fuck her every month. Sometimes 2 or 3 men line up at her door waiting their turn to fill her slutty body with cum. She just answers her door wearing sexy mini skirts or even naked and lets them do whatever they want. Her kids are used to hearing Kathy begging to be fucked harder from her bedroom. Sometimes they even see her bent over in the living room letting one of the neighbors use one of her dirty fuckholes.
town pump by btld January 31, 2008

Town Pump 

When there is only one well in a town, EVERYONE in town has to go to the same pump to get water. Just like everyone in town goes to pump your Mom.
Your Mom is the Town Pump.
Town Pump by Oh Snap!!!!!!!! July 19, 2006

town pump 

(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.
town pump by somegoof January 19, 2005

P-Town Pump 

a hand dance; where you pump where arms and shake your hands. this can only be done in the real p-town; plantation fl, where the grass is always greener.
The P-Town crew does the P-Town Pump to the crunkest music.
P-Town Pump by Kaylee. November 28, 2005
A synonym for meaningless sex. See also pump town session.
Yo, did you take that bittie to pump town last night?
pump town by Mr. Big Dick Jr. January 26, 2006

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026