towel up

To smash a chick heaps hard!!

Towel up, towelled up, gonna towel you up, need a towellin

towel up by Cookie82 November 25, 2013

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day 

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009

towel it up 

When you get drunk enough to take a disgustingly fat girl home who's willing to do anal, but her buttocks smells of death; so you grap a towel, get it moist with warm water, insert the towel into the cheeks and remove.

Mike: Hey kid! Guess what I'm gonna do to your sister tonight.
Kid: What?
Mike: TOWEL IT UP!

towel it up by jimboseph April 25, 2011

Hanging up the towel rack 

Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.

Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.

Hanging up the towel rack by jjc9397 July 31, 2011

eiffel tower warm-up 

when two men prepare for the eiffel tower procdeure. The two men, naked walk towards eachother with hard ons, and give a high five and cross swords. After a quick joust they go and execute an eiffel tower

stephen: you ready to eiffel tower that ho?
max: ye man lets do an eiffel tower warm-up first ok ?
stephen: alright lets joust

eiffel tower warm-up by p0o b34r 2 June 17, 2009

Blowing up the tower 

Gay sex or jizzing

"Yo Steve I'm blowing up the tower"
"Fluck you Lou"

Blowing up the tower by bringmethe-definitions July 24, 2016

I am climbing up your tower 

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

I am climbing up your tower by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024