towel up

To smash a chick heaps hard!!

Towel up, towelled up, gonna towel you up, need a towellin

by Cookie82 November 25, 2013

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Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009

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towel it up

When you get drunk enough to take a disgustingly fat girl home who's willing to do anal, but her buttocks smells of death; so you grap a towel, get it moist with warm water, insert the towel into the cheeks and remove.

Mike: Hey kid! Guess what I'm gonna do to your sister tonight.
Kid: What?
Mike: TOWEL IT UP!

by jimboseph April 25, 2011

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Hanging up the towel rack

Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.

Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.

by jjc9397 July 31, 2011

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eiffel tower warm-up

when two men prepare for the eiffel tower procdeure. The two men, naked walk towards eachother with hard ons, and give a high five and cross swords. After a quick joust they go and execute an eiffel tower

stephen: you ready to eiffel tower that ho?
max: ye man lets do an eiffel tower warm-up first ok ?
stephen: alright lets joust

by p0o b34r 2 June 17, 2009

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