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love you lotties like jelly totties 

"cya, love you lotties like jelly totties"
"bye lulljt"
A pair of rather large breasts, usually very appealing to the eyes.
Woah! Look at the totties over there on Lisa!
totties by jdizelfoshizzel June 30, 2006
Beer and girls and what not. And hey, feel free to replace any word with totties as long as that thing is fucking sweet. You have the power...use it wisely.
Let's pound some totties (Beers) this weekend.
Hey what are you doin? Oh just poundin totties of course.

Wow look at that totty (girl), she's a dime.

Totties by A-Lic June 18, 2008
nipples the size of dish saucers
The man could not fit his mouth around the Quad Bs tutties
Tutties by Tutties4eva June 10, 2012

tottiesconed 

feelin squashed, flat, mushed,
like uve bin slapped in the face an run ova by a steam roller
tottiesconed by mzdrippin August 17, 2004
Tits that are seen on fat old men.
singular - tut
Trump's tutties are gross, yo.
tutties by Solidwurm February 28, 2019