touch your toes

Expression used usually by a guy when he wants to doop the ass.

"Bend over to the front and touch your toes"

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Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

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this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

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August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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