toseef
Toseef is a fatshit
toseef by 69ZZabdulTheSlayerZZ69 June 26, 2019
Toseef
Toseef by TheKnowledgable1 November 23, 2021
To Seef
To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment
I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef
I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef
Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen
Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing
e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"
e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."
e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen
Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing
e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"
e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."
e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"
To Seef by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013
Touseef
ToSeekAndDestroy
Owner: DAMNIT! You left all the other plants alone, but you shredded the bonsai tree Ive been growing for 5 years!
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy
ToSeekAndDestroy by MrBirdBrain August 6, 2012
Taseefa
Taseefa is one of those people which will make your jaw drop wide open from her beauty. She has the most gorgeous hair and big roind eyes, not to mention her skin, FLAWLESS. She has the mind of a kind person and would always help out people in need. She is the kind of person which yiu would like to be friends with
Stranger: Can someone help me?
*Taseefa goes to help*
Another person: Taseefa is so kind to help her out
*Taseefa goes to help*
Another person: Taseefa is so kind to help her out
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